My Day in Bullet Format

• This morning, Derek swiped his cereal bowl right off the breakfast bar.
• I think it was an accident, but cannot verify.
• His spoon was located about 10 feet from the bowl
• Milk was everywhere in between.
• I find soy milk to be stickier than cow's milk.
• I love a good Sunday morning challenge. 
• Still made it to church on time.
• I stayed for the second service because the nursery was short handed.
• Maybe I was feeling prideful for my good deed.
• I was put in my place.
• One.
• Two.
• Three poopy diapers in a 30 minute span.
• The upside: I no longer had a craving for any Valentine's chocolate.
• No children napped today in my house.
• As I type this, Josh is watching an incredibly gory movie.
• This Valentines Day will be remembered for poop and blood. 
• Hope you all had a wonderful Hallmark holiday.