I'm always surprised at how much little ears hear when you don't notice they're hanging around.
Much to my displeasure, I have a scale in my bathroom.
Most mornings I weigh myself, question the validity of the results, and proceed with my routine.
The kids get on the scale from time to time.
The other day, Derek stepped up on the scale, pointed to the red arrow, and said "You lie!"
Apparently he has witnessed my Joe Wilson moments in the mornings.
He makes me laugh.