Sunday, January 17, 2010

Diagram of a Mess

No, I'm not still talking about my bedroom. This time I'm talking about me.

I still haven't figured out how to add text to a photo.
Arrow, yes. Text, no.

Here's the breakdown:

A. Closet door. Closed intentionally.

B. Small blood stain. Acquired at church this morning when my nose started to bleed in the middle of the sermon. Looked a fool as I ran out of the service with my hand clasped over my nose.

C. Another blood stain. Did I mention that the preschoolers were taking a potty break when I ran in with my nose pouring blood? I had to answer many questions.

D. Odd smirk on my face. It's weird to take your own picture in the bathroom mirror.

E. My new earrings. The reason I was taking this picture. My mom wanted to see them.

F. Caterpillers above my eyes. They haven't been keeping in touch with my tweezers very well lately.

G. Hair. Overdue for a haircut. Also, seeing some gray hairs. How long can I ignore that?

And no, the irony is not lost on me that I drew a big "D" on my breast. Couldn't be farther from the truth.


The Lumberjack's Wife said...

I don't even know how to add arrows to photos.

You don't look like a mess, silly!
You are cute as a button!

Jen McD said...

I like the earrings! Sorry about the nosebleed. Welcome back to Idaho.

Erin said...

Cute top. And earrings.

Rachel said...

Erin, I want you to look VERRRRY closely at some pics of me the next time you complain about your eyebrows. Um, I don't have any. The six wisps of hair above my eyes do not count. And since my makeup expertise consists of applying chapstick, I don't dare try to make pretend ones. So, yours look fine to me. And is the D meant to be the size?