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Sunday, May 2, 2010

Shameful

I know, I know.
My blogging frequency lately has been shameful.
If this were a paying job I'm sure I would be fired by now.

Then again, I would probably have been fired a long time ago because, quite frankly, I seem to blog about genitals and poop quite a bit.

Like the whole pooping from the penis fiasco. And telling my 4 year old about the birthing process in a moment of frustration. And of course the classic turd in the tub event.

So thanks for hanging with me despite all that.
And I'll try to pick it up from my end.
But I can't make any promises.

I have a few things going on around here.

Like a big move coming up.
And the whole it'sjustahouseit'sjustahouseit'sjustahouse issue.
And world peace. That one's a lot of pressure for someone with just a bachelor's degree in bedpans.

Let's face it people, I really just went to college for my MRS degree.

And boy did it pay off.
Have you seen him?
He's hot.

Oh PTB, don't get your feminist britches in a bunch. I didn't really go to college to find a man.
 I went because I wanted to be a nurse and help people.

I just didn't realize at the time that there would be dirty old men who would trick me into giving them sponge baths by feigning immobility.

True story.

But let's not talk about that. It wasn't pretty.

Quick transistion.
Happy Birthday Josh!

I hope you liked your cake in a box. (Name that Saturday Night Live skit)

And your sweet baby boy snuggles.


And then your squirmy two-kid snuggles that ended with you getting kneed in your netheregions.


Sorry about that.

And about not having a birthday present for you.

But Happy Birthday anyway!

8 comments:

Debbie said...

I think it's important to note that poop and genitals tend to lose their taboo nature at some point during the birthing process. Especially when related to our offspring. So, no worries.

Christina said...

The birthday present is all the money you saved by not buying a present. There you go.
And you write about some of the best things...that says a lot about me, doesn't it?

Jen McD said...

Happy Birthday Josh!!

Erin, I'm so happy you fluffed your way through college to land that guy ;-) You make cute kids. Speaking of.... I'm ready for a Schore #3.

thelumberjackswife said...

Ok.
I don't know of a "cake in the box" skit, I have, however, heard of a _____ in box skit with Andy Sanburg and ?Justin Timberlake?
Not that I would have ever seen such smut.

Your blog is cute, your blog is fun, and gosh darn it, people like it.

Say no to old man sponge baths!

I, too, graduated from college. Yet I have never earned a dime with my degree. Betcha didn't know that.

Happy Birthday, Josh! You don't know me. But that's okay.

PS-Josh, I am glad you got rid of the chester molester mustache. It makes this blog all that more enjoyable.

This is Taylor Mal-i-blah-blah signing off.

Rachel said...

What's wrong with going to college, and then, a-hem, grad school, for no apparent reason? Stop pointing out the absurdity! Stop it!

mikeandmelissafisher said...

Confessions of a slacker mom

That's the name of the book I told you about (weeks ago) that reminded me of you...anyway, Jennifer has one she was trying to sell at her garage sale. It didn't sell. It's in my garage ready to donate. Want me to send it?

I love your blog. :)

The Passionate Housewife said...

Hee hee on the MRS. degree...I ONLY have that degree.

Super Ewwww on the sponge bath incident. Don't want to know the rest of the story...please I beg of you.

And, shoot I forget what else I was gonna say...

darn.

Rachel said...

Oh, where are you? I need some amusement and you are missing!