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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Two Things

One--

Derek took himself to the potty. He forgot to put the seat up.

That it itself would not be an epic failure.
However.
He also forgot to put the lid up.


Two--

I decided that Alex should learn the Star Spangled Banner. I was going over the lyrics with her, starting with just one line at a time.
Apparently I was going too slow for her taste, because she said to me:

"I already know that part, skip to the line after Oh, Satan."

I do believe I need to enunciate more clearly.

Oh say CAN...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"oh Satan", too funny!!
Karen G

Erin said...

lol, hopefully it was just a little tinkle. My kids know that song. They it as part of school this year and now run outside every day at 5pm to sing it at the top of their lungs.

Grandma said...

How's the home schooling going? He he he.

Amiee said...

Oh, Satan....Oh say can....same thing :P Too funny!

Dana said...

Rolling on the floor laughing!!

Sandy said...

touche grandma =o)

Mindee@ourfrontdoor said...

Boys. They're kinda gross. What's awesome is that even after he learns to lift the lid, you'll still have pee all over the place.

Anonymous said...

Hysterical!

Jen mcd