Derek took himself to the potty. He forgot to put the seat up.
That it itself would not be an epic failure.
He also forgot to put the lid up.
I decided that Alex should learn the Star Spangled Banner. I was going over the lyrics with her, starting with just one line at a time.
Apparently I was going too slow for her taste, because she said to me:
"I already know that part, skip to the line after Oh, Satan."
I do believe I need to enunciate more clearly.
Oh say CAN...