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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

No, it's snot.

Last Friday, Alex came home from school wearing her "spare outfit" that I'd sent in, as requested, the first day of school.

I was surprised, since it's been a good long time since she's had any kind of potty accident.

I tried to be sensitive when asking her what had happened; I didn't want to cause her any added embarrassment.

Me: Alex, I see that you're wearing different clothes. Did something happen at school?

A: Yes.

Me: Do you want to tell me what happened?

A: Maybe later.

Me: Do you know that I love you so much, no matter what?

A: Yep.

Me: Okay, you can tell me when you're ready.

A: Okay, I'm ready.
There's a boy in my class name David. He sneezes a lot and has lots of boogers. I was the line leader, and he was standing really close behind me.
Then he sneezed and got his snot all over my shirt.
So I changed clothes.

Me: Excuse me while I vomit.



That was not what I was expecting.

9 comments:

Taylor said...

Oh, poor thing! So gross!!

And don't ever call me a glutton again. ;)

Laura said...

I just laughed out loud. EWWW!!!

Erin said...

Hahahaha! Still happy she's going to public school? Love it!

Christina said...

That is so awful. I am laughing, but...really gross. Poor girl. She'll probably end up marrying that guy. :)

Proverbs 31 Wannabe said...

Poor Alex!

Joyce said...

Ewwww. Brings back sweet memories of my years teaching kindergarten : )

Julia said...

All I can say is atleast she changed her clothes!!!

Christina said...

haha, I finally got around to the Q and A...also added you to my blogroll. :)

Teresa Dawn said...

Glad to hear she changed!!!