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Friday, October 22, 2010

Friday Fun Facts

I've started about 3 different blog posts tonight, but can't seem to come up with any coherent thoughts. And since it is Friday, and I am incoherent, and I feel like blogging, I will enthrall you with:

Friday Fun Facts

1) Not all of my Friday facts are fun. But I enjoy onomatopoeia.

2) Ha! Made you think I had a literary impairment! I know it is alliteration that I was referring to.

3) See, I told you my facts are not all fun.

4) Tonight at dinner, my son sneezed his food all over the table.

5) Then Alex spilled her full glass of milk on said table.

6) A plethora of pasta particles floated in a pool of milk.

7) Josh called a few hours ago to tell me that he has returned to the States. And sometime in the next 4 hours or so, he'll return to the state that we live in. And hopefully our house.

8) It would hurt my feelings if he went to someone else's house.

9) I like that guy. He spoils me.

10) He's been trying to get me to hire a house cleaner to come every couple of weeks to do the deep cleaning-- like bathtubs and mopping floors.
Isn't that sweet?

11) But I can't bring myself to do it. I don't like anyone to see my dirt.

12) Also, I cannot wear sleeveless shirts to bed because I have a weird hangup about my armpit touching my pillow.

13) Alex and I played "beauty parlor" and I am currently sporting hair and makeup done by a five year old.

14) She actually does about a good a job as I do. It's not saying much.

15) I think if I kept track of the actual amount of time I let pass in between changing the sheets on my bed, I would be disgusted with myself.

16) The same goes for mopping my kitchen floor.

17) Sometimes when I remember that I used to wear combat boots to work, it feels like a lifetime ago.

18) Now I don't even wear a bra to work.

19) Sometimes that makes it awkward when the doorbell rings.

20) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand goodnight.

8 comments:

The Passionate Housewife said...

Hi Captain Obvious..got your comment via email, thanks for the chuckle. :)

I know, blog is getting dusty eh? Needed a big break from writing, reading and commenting on blogs.

I still have cheated and checked on you once in a while...you always make me laugh!

Will be back very soon.
Here's a random, crazy fact for you..I think we were at the Mouses House at the SAME time. Seriously.
Mon.Sept.20th Epcot. Check your itinerary. Wild, eh?

Christina said...

How about: A plethora of pasta particles peregrinated per the pool of two percent.
:)
Someone I know has a little too much time on their hands. Hmmm.
Glad your hubby is coming home!!
P.S. The person mentioned above is me.

Missy Jill said...

hahahahaha!
11 and 15 I could claim as my own.
It's fun to meet another real person!

I'm Erin. said...

oooh Christina, impressive!

And Missy Jill-- I'm glad I'm not the only one!

Erin said...

I too would like a maid. But, it would be pointless since I'd probably clean before they came.

The Passionate Housewife said...

So am I right??

Here's the story. I am rushing my children along leaving "The Land" pavilion when we whizz by a mother/daughter that looks SO familiar but I can't figure out why. Since we are on a schedule I continue to usher the troops forward. Afterwards it hits me and at this moment the thought crosses my mind that I might just be a little "crazy" considering I "think" I have recognized a fellow blogger. Dismiss thought.

At home after trip, check in on some blogs including you and find out that you were indeed at Disney as well (see I am not crazy)and realize we totally could have had a bloggy meet up and hung out at the San Angel for dessert and sent our hubbys with all the sweaty, tired children to do Kim Possible. LOL!

Of course, we are probably both too much of a stickler to our itinerarys to have even considered it! ;)

Hope you had a great trip! And man, for a Canadian that was just WAY too hot there!

Taylor said...

Glad your husband is back safe and sound. :)

Happy Sunday, Erin!

I'm Erin. said...

PH,

How funny is that?! Yes, we were in Epcot that day, and I'm guessing that was us that you saw!

Josh and Derek had gone off to ride the Living w/ the Land boatride and Alex and I were doing Soarin' together.

What a small world!