Sunday, July 4, 2010

For your viewing pleasure

Josh was laughing out loud at the computer this morning, again.
So I had to look over his shoulder and see what was so funny.
Check out these "vintage" advertisements (courtesy of Foxnews.com)

It's summertime! Time for beaches, popsicles, and "extra smoking."
The words are a little hard to make out, but my favorite line from this Volkswagon commercial is:
"Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things."

I have no words for this one--

Other than, pass the beer. I need the nourishing malt.

Maybe if they still labeled clothes as being specifically for "chubbies," I would ease up on the banana pudding.

You don't want to know what Josh does to me when I buy twizzlers instead of red vines. But it's something like what this woman got for forgetting to fresh test the coffee.

My husband got the raw end of the deal if cooking is what I'm for...

Happy 4th of July Ladies! Now go slip into a nice dress and heels and make your man some dinner!


Marla said...

Oh my heavens......now these are FUNNY!!!

aTXtumbleweed said...

Thank goodness it is a different world now....if my hubby tryed to spank I would....well I don't know what I would do but it wouldn't be pleasant!!

trooppetrie said...

too funny. I guess I better start making sure the coffee is fresh and I am going to try out the beer idea with our next baby.
oh wait, hubby only drinks coffee a handful of times a year and i have never drank a beer